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Question of
When you look in the mirror, you say to yourself
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“Damn – you look good today!”
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“Wow-you look tired…”
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“OMG – you are funny!”
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“At least you look better than yesterday!”
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“At least the mirror didn’t break!”
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Question of
When you go to work / school and see the boss, you say to yourself
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“I wonder if they are s tired as I am?”
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“OMG – he looks like Fred Flintstone!”
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‘At least I look better then the they do!”
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“I can count their IQ on one hand!”
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“I hope they have a good day- so I have a good day!”
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Question of
Pick an image.
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Yes -
No
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c
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x
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m
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Question of
What was / is your favorite school subject?
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Lunch
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Anything I was good at!
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Drama-I was always the star!
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Science-so we could laugh when the teacher said “penis”
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Any class where the teacher was easy!
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Question of
You have an appointment. The most important thing is to
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Get there early!
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Just get there…
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Get there late because they always make me wait anyway!
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Make sure I look good!
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Crack a joke to make the receptionist laugh…
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Question of
Are you superstitious?
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No-I’ve never seen a ghost or ufo…
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No-but I am good-looking!
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Maybe-anything is possible!
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I may have stepped in a bigfoot turd once…
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I dream about ghosts all the time!
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Question of
Some people are great at telling jokes. How do you rate yourself?
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I am a joke-telling MASTER!
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I try to be funny but sometimes I am just mean…
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I’m OK with simple one-liners…
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My jokes are good and I look good telling them!
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No – I am really bad at trying to tell stories and jokes…
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Question of
Pick the best caption for this image.
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Alpaca Snack Time!
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Fix those teeth!
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True cactus breath…
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I hope he doesn’t get thorns in his mouth!
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Nice – lunch and then a nap!
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Question of
Pick the best caption for this image.
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Sweet Dreams Big Boy!
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Me in the mornings…
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Is he eating the chair?
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Hope that chair doesn’t break!
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Poor pup needs a makeover…
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Question of
All of these TV shows are on TV at the same time. Pick one to watch.
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a hot dog eating contest
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anything on the hallmark channel
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I usually fall asleep watching TV
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modern family
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the kardashians
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